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Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
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1:24 pm
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| Friday, July 14th, 2006
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9:18 pm
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7:56 pm
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| Monday, July 10th, 2006
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9:21 am
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i am not a southern bell,
asian rose,
or black beauty,
i'm just me,
and i don't know if you know this,
but i'm pretty damn awesome,
if you can bear to let me be.
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| Friday, June 23rd, 2006
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12:51 pm - lawl, wtf mate
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FatallYYoursxx7 (12:47:00 PM): sup nigga doe. do u still cut urself.
succubusmartyr (12:47:20 PM): D: who are you?
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:47:42 PM): ashley. r u still fat as hell.
succubusmartyr (12:48:13 PM): lawl, ashley who?
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:48:18 PM): lawl?
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:48:20 PM): ashley b.
succubusmartyr (12:48:34 PM): ha ha ha ha. shut the hell up. get a life.
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:49:01 PM): i have one thank u.
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:49:03 PM): y dont u get a lyfe.
succubusmartyr (12:49:45 PM): ha ha, i don't randomly IM people that are so over my childish behavior.
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:50:02 PM): k go suk ur bfs dick and let him fuk u in tha ass unprotected
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:50:07 PM): lyk usual
succubusmartyr (12:50:13 PM): okie dokie.
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:50:19 PM): lol u slut
succubusmartyr (12:50:24 PM): yep, you know it
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:50:26 PM): i knew tha rumors were true.
succubusmartyr (12:50:30 PM): ha ha.
FatallYYoursxx7 (12:50:49 PM): fukin whore go cut urself then fuk ur ugly ass bf
succubusmartyr (12:50:59 PM): okay!
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| Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
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6:58 pm - today's topic: looking a gift horse in the mouth
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I can't even begin to explain how annoyed i am.
the kids i babysit for, for free mind you, told their mom i never feed them (they tell me they're not hungry, the little dickheads), and now i haven't even been contacted by their mother.
you're supposed to tell someone when they're fired.
not only that, but i explained that i in fact do feed them, and actually force them to eat. but of course, instead of coming to me on monday, they decided it would be fun to take their kids to the father's brother, who had to work and whose wife was already watching kids.
i babysit your little parasites for free, you dumb asses. i'm fucking done.
if you have another kid, you'll be getting a wire coat hanger as a babyshower present.
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| Thursday, June 8th, 2006
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10:11 am
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it's scary when you can feel a change within yourself,
i mean a mental change that has given itself a physical manifestation.
i keep thinking "oh god, i have a cancer or i'm pregnant or something!"
but i'm not. given 30 minutes in a room alone, i can see that it's just my yearly transition
between each six months of my bi-polar disorder. usually it's quite impossible for me to realize
which one it is- mania or depression.
and looking at me, none of you would ever know.
6 months of depression, washing over me again. and i'm even
listening to AFI like i used to. and i'm over rationalizing things. at least
this time it's during the summer when i'm less likely to hurt someone i love
with my own stupidity.
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| Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
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8:11 pm - lolz christians.
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| Saturday, May 20th, 2006
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10:40 pm
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travesty, horrors. what a horrible movie with innapropriate actors and too many things left out.
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| Sunday, May 14th, 2006
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8:16 pm
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i want to fucking punch him in his face.
i'm going to do to him what he's done to me this weekend,
and refuse to talk to him for two days.
just so he knows how frantic and scared i am. because i don't know where he is, what's wrong, if he's hurt. and he doesn't care enough to fucking tell me.
for his sake, i hope he is hurt.
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| Saturday, May 6th, 2006
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11:11 pm - stolen from dearprudence
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I...
I AM: abnormal
I WANT: to be perfect
I WISH: that i was a different person
I HATE: myself.
I MISS: last year.
I HEAR: the same tired old music in my itunes.
I WONDER: what chance i have of being what i want
I REGRET: everything
I AM NOT: honest
I DANCE: on tuesdays and thursdays
I SING: when i'm crying
I CRY: all the time
I AM NOT ALWAYS: the most pleasant of people
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: chaos
I WRITE: when i have a paper due
I CONFUSE: myself.
I NEED: to know i'm acceptable as i am
I SHOULD: never accept myself as i am
I START: and then quickly stop
I FINISH: when i'm bored
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| Thursday, May 4th, 2006
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9:16 pm
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everybody's getting skinnier
and i'm getting fatter
and people like me less because of it
and i like me less because of it.
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| Saturday, April 29th, 2006
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8:51 pm
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| Friday, April 28th, 2006
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7:22 pm
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I don't update much.
but who cares?
i'm the same old me, and no one really likes that. XD
i'm still argumentative and hate when people are idiots.
i still tell people to shut up when they're being childish.
i'm still a bitch.
uh,
but i lost weight?
i guess that's cool.
i love fluffy pagan drama whores, they're delicious. but need to shut up. XD
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| Monday, April 24th, 2006
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3:40 pm
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John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill.
Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent, the neighborhood men got together and decided that something had to be done about John. He was tempting them to eat meat each Friday of Lent, and they couldn't take it anymore.
They decided to try and convert John to Catholicism.
They went over and talked to him. John decided to join all of his neighbors and become a Catholic, which made them all very happy.They took him to church, and the priest sprinkled some water over him, and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, and now you are a Catholic."
The men were so relieved, now their biggest Lenten temptation was resolved.
The next year's Lenten season rolled around. The first Friday of Lent came, and, just at supper time, when the neighborhood was settling down to their cold tuna fish dinner, the smell of steak cooking on a grill came wafting into their homes. The neighborhood men could not believe their noses! WHAT WAS GOING ON?
They called each other up and decided to meet over in John's yard to see if he had forgotten it was the first Friday of Lent. The group arrived just in time to see John standing over his grill with a small pitcher of water. He was sprinkling some water over his steak on the grill, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, and now you are a fish."
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| Friday, April 21st, 2006
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10:45 pm
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aniimadimXX (10:37:15 PM): lol i'm satan
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:37:34 PM): LOL NO WAI
I thought I got rid of thee.
aniimadimXX (10:37:43 PM): o rly?
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:37:46 PM): YOU HAVETH RECIEVED WARNMENT
aniimadimXX (10:37:52 PM): you can't defeat me, fool!
aniimadimXX (10:37:57 PM): O NOEZ!
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:38:00 PM): I am Jesus, ye FOOL!
aniimadimXX (10:38:02 PM): DAMN YOU JESUUUSSSSS
aniimadimXX (10:38:11 PM): damn you and your little wafers!
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:38:22 PM): My tasty wafers?
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:38:27 PM): YE BLASPHMER
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:38:50 PM): YE HAVE PENETRATED YE OLD HELL SERVER, AS I CAN NO LONGER WARNETH YOU
aniimadimXX (10:39:16 PM): WAHAHAHAHA I PWNED JESUS!
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:40:05 PM): . . .
This must ne a demon!
aniimadimXX (10:40:18 PM): no wai i'm t3h devil
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:40:43 PM): But the devil isn't that leetest, my child
aniimadimXX (10:41:13 PM): psh, i am now. i took a class.
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:41:24 PM): DAMNEST THOU.
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:41:41 PM): Thou still hast breaketh my chain of warning.
aniimadimXX (10:41:47 PM): HA HA!
aniimadimXX (10:41:57 PM): i will now make love to you.
aniimadimXX (10:42:06 PM): *gives you random buttsecks*
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:42:16 PM): I WILL NOT COMETH WITH THEE!
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:42:43 PM): And you will not cometh in me.
aniimadimXX (10:42:57 PM): XD kay thanks for the fun jesus maybe we'll talk again sooonn i love yooouuu but i need to go rape some virgins in their sleep.
aniimadimXX (10:43:00 PM): byeeee. <3
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:43:10 PM): Be a good child, Satan
im jesus LOLBBQ (10:43:22 PM): Please come back to heaven, after thoust convert thy ways.
aniimadimXX (10:43:37 PM): i'll think about it. assrape you later.
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10:21 am
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yeah, tests and memes will be the bulk of my updates now, because i don't need a journal to let out my feelings anymore.
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| Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
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9:32 pm - More quizes
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9:27 pm
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| Sunday, April 16th, 2006
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10:15 pm
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